People's best and worst dressed of 1987 (first in a series)

Bridgette Nielson used to be hawt before she became a caricature of herself.

Remember when we used to care about Corbin Bernsen? I had to use heavy psychoactive drugs to suppress those painful memories of those days when I did.
Um, I'm sorry but back in 1987 when Lisa Bonet had a rockin' body, she could not show enough skin to satisfy me.
Liz!
It's funny how Kirk Cameron has evolved into such an asshole and how Sarah Jessica Parker has turned into such a creep.
Three dogs on one page! It's a People magazine record!

And these ladies and gentlemen were the fashion judges and style jury for this madness:
That's right. They had a chick with a bone in her hair who wrote shit novels about assholes who lived in New York city judging other people's clothing choices. Man, if that isn't hip I don't know what is. But holy shit, how cute was that chick from Moonlighting? She was off the charts cute in those days.