Sunday, January 31, 2010

More 1987 fashion courtesy of People magazine

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Mike Tyson, the well dressed rapist.

RIP John John.
Remember when Cher dated her pool boy?
Remember when Ton Cruise dated his mom and Michael Douglas dated women near his own advanced age?
Poor Justine Bateman, this was the pinnacle of her career. It was all down hill after this issue of People for her. She can't get work these days so she sits around in a trailer park in Loma Linda and compulsively masturbates and eats deep fried food. Jason Bateman comes by every so often and tosses her a bone. Literally.
Did Susan Dey fall in a wood chipper? Is that how she became brain damaged?
Delta Burke, feel the fatness.
Sweet Christ, Markie Post deserved to be beaten to death with a rock for wearing that shit outfit out in public.

1 comment:

Wings said...

Gotta love the 80s. How old do you think Aston Kutcher was when that photo of Demi & Bruce was snapped?