Senior moments: the 1988 David Crockett High School senior class

This sporting life (Detroit Lions edition)

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Hats of the '80's

More 1987 fashion courtesy of People magazine

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Mike Tyson, the well dressed rapist.

RIP John John.
Remember when Cher dated her pool boy?
Remember when Ton Cruise dated his mom and Michael Douglas dated women near his own advanced age?
Poor Justine Bateman, this was the pinnacle of her career. It was all down hill after this issue of People for her. She can't get work these days so she sits around in a trailer park in Loma Linda and compulsively masturbates and eats deep fried food. Jason Bateman comes by every so often and tosses her a bone. Literally.
Did Susan Dey fall in a wood chipper? Is that how she became brain damaged?
Delta Burke, feel the fatness.
Sweet Christ, Markie Post deserved to be beaten to death with a rock for wearing that shit outfit out in public.

People's best and worst dressed of 1987 (first in a series)

Bridgette Nielson used to be hawt before she became a caricature of herself.

Remember when we used to care about Corbin Bernsen? I had to use heavy psychoactive drugs to suppress those painful memories of those days when I did.
Um, I'm sorry but back in 1987 when Lisa Bonet had a rockin' body, she could not show enough skin to satisfy me.
Liz!
It's funny how Kirk Cameron has evolved into such an asshole and how Sarah Jessica Parker has turned into such a creep.
Three dogs on one page! It's a People magazine record!

And these ladies and gentlemen were the fashion judges and style jury for this madness:
That's right. They had a chick with a bone in her hair who wrote shit novels about assholes who lived in New York city judging other people's clothing choices. Man, if that isn't hip I don't know what is. But holy shit, how cute was that chick from Moonlighting? She was off the charts cute in those days.

Skate Man #1 (A Neal Adams comic)

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